Good TGIF Paper for Whom over 18

It is from Fifteen Minutes (FM), a column in the Harvard Crimson Magazine. This article is about a survey on Harvard undergraduate students (hmm~)

Here are some quotes:

Cheat Sheet for Harvard Sex Facts: Veritas...Very Nasty!

Fun Facts

• When asked how many sexual partners they have had in the last month, one True Love Revolution member responded “One...if my hand counts.”

• Those who enjoy blowing horns must also enjoy blowing each other, as the average count for the Harvard band was 86—the highest of any club.

• 15.8% of Harvard students report having sex with a TF. Folklore and mythology concentrators appear to be getting the most play, with one respondent writing in “Mount Olympus? More like Mount Me, you hot TF.”

• 16.3% of students who eat Fruit Loops enjoy anal sex, as compared to only 4.3% of the total Harvard population. 53.7% found the word “anal” kind of funny.

• 0.001% of Harvard student(s) report(s) having a mysterious rash down there but claim(s) that “it’s clearing up nicely.”

• 4.7% of Harvard girls reported hooking up with a member of the Oak Club. Combined, the members of the Oak Club claim they have hooked up with 54% of Harvard girls.

• Mac users are quicker to drop the pants, with an average user willing to bunker down after 2.9 dates (versus 3.1 for PC users.)*

• Students who drink on a regular basis appear to also be having more sex, but FM is still trying to find a link between these two seemingly unrelated facts. Beer goggles what?


*this data taken from the actual Indy sex survey, May 2005. Like FM would use the phrase “bunker down.”